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To all the turds that go Korn sux, Linkin Park is a bunch of crybabies, STFU! Korn singer Jon Davis was raped by his neighbor, Chester Bennington of Linkin Park was sexually abused during his childhood, no wonder their songs have emotions in them. About nu metal lyrics being repetetive, STFU! You all say Metallica is Metal, their St. Anger for instance... have you counted the times he repeats the st. anger shit? About rap in nu metal... double STFU! I hate rap too, but not rock rap, i hate hip hop the piece of shit rap. Linkin Park MC Mike Shinoda writes the best rap ever, 50 cent is shit, singing about every time he buys something. " I just bought bottled water, Yo, drink it, yo! Yo, drink it, yo!" That's crap! But Shinoda writes rap that no crappy metalhead bitch could ever write. About emotional lyrics again. Metal isn't just like: "Whorship satan, dance around fire, rape your sister" And Linkin Park and Korn writes about real stuff, stuff that happens unlike metalheads about satan, dragons and shit. About popularity. It seems like everyone hates nu metal bands for being rich and popular. Ozzy (cough, cough, old-ass shit) is freakin famous and filthy rich... HEY, He MUST be nu metal!!!! You're all jealous that all those metalheads aren't as popular as nu metal bands. About nu metal. I don't think they were all like, let's be nu metal, cuz it's new and shiny! Korn Hates being labelled as nu metal, Korn didnt say this is nu metal, some corporate bitches made it up! About rebellion. The dude who wrote about mallcore and how metal is about rebelling against the system of mall blah blah blah (ghey ass talk). I wanna see you rebel against mall. whadya do? Moms says: Let's go to mall, rebel bastard. Rebel bastard: NO!!! ( blows himself up with a modified toaster) About being all about being popular (whatever). So maybe some nu metal bands only formed to become famous, but if all the metalheads are just about making music cuz they love to, they would still be in their garages playing their songs. It's not like the forced Ozzy to sell his records.(Agent: Ozzy, become famous! Ozzy: NO!!! You can't make me! Agent: Chain him up, we're making him famous Ozzy: NOO!!! NOOO!) And Ozzy had a show on MTV! (Metalhead: Ozzy is dead to me!) About no solos. Maybe they like music without solos, just cuz they dont have them, doesn't mean they can't write them. When Linkin Park played "By Myself" live in Texas, they played it with a something like a solo, sure it wasnt like 100 notes a second, but it was great. I dont like solos myself, cuz they're all so fast and great, not my taste. About mallcore... Those kids are freaks, Korn didnt make them like that! Has any of you seen Korn "Y'all want a single" music video? I rest my case, and yours too, b*****s!

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I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E.Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

SamNov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

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My boy like the hooded attire.

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Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

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Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

Alex SadlerSep 24

Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!

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KakkakajsAug 27

i said shart and wore it to a party

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wrote shart and wore it to a party

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SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C.Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

WhyMay 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

GillianApr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s.Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

HaroldMar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

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Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M.Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G.Feb 26
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