Nezzie

Dirty Malaysian ho with Daddy issues, the Nezzie prefers to seduce her prey through horizontal moaning. Always seeking approval despite being talented and not ugly. She inevitably consumes her lovers through passionate debate. A Nezzie has never lost an argument. Lover of enemas and pussy, whether it be cats or clitoris. She has a massive spiritual cock though, so be warned you lil dick mofuckas. Approach the nezzie with caution. The ones with red hair are extra hot but extremely venomous. Symptoms start with nausea and constipation followed by a desire to create art at random at night. The victim will die of obsession unless they meet the love of their life. Nezzies stalk their prey and proceed to never let them go and throw them against the wall. Their hair makes them look bigger than they truly are. Nezzie are known to sniff bicycles seats, unless told otherwise. Nezzies don't kill their partner after mating but drive them insane forcing them to love buzz headed blonde slags who think they're so hot. Nezzies have the most beautiful hair and outshine all dem hos. They suffocate their enemies via big pink clouds of BO before fading away into the ether. Nezzies are elusive creatures and one has never been captured despite many attempts. Encounters with Nezzies typically result in love followed by slow painful death.