Neuqua Valley
Neuqua Valley is one of the premier High Schools in the nation... but it's too young for anyone to notice. Hated by almost any other school in the Chicagoland area for it's prominence in athletics, academics, and especially affluence. Students are from the southwestern area of Naperville (one of the richest suburbs of Chicago). Often described as the closest thing to the Real O.C. outside of California. It is not uncommon to know when it is someones 16th birthday because everyone will notice the new car in the parking lot. And the students all have nicer cars than the faculty.Girls are blonde and slim, and you would never guess this is the midwest, because they are always tan and wearing skirts with flip flops. They always can be found with a designer handbag, that cost no less than $400 dollars. Guys are muscular and tall, usually participating in one or more sports. Drinking and drugs were always around on the weekends, however they never stayed too long because of Naperville cops. Over 95% of the residents are Republican, and that makes sense because the average income of the students parents is well over $150,000 a year. The school cost over 63 million dollars to build. And the year after opening required a new gym to accomadate more students. Often under attack by media figures such as Jesse Jackson and Oprah Winfrey because of it's abundance of technology and luxury, and the lack thereof in inner city schools. When parents are transferred to the Chicago area to work, they often move into Naperville, and move their solely becuase of Neuqua Valley. People have been known to move from Texas, California, and Florida just to go to this school. Girls go here and are trained to become what their mothers are. They will go to college to get their MRS. degree, and enjoy a maid and cook when they raise their own family. Boys go here to learn how to play with daddy's money and make connections. They learn to enjoy golf and cigars, and the art of Country Club politics and card games. If you didn't go there, you hate it. If you went there, you'd say you hated it. But knew you couldn't live without it.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
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Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |