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Nar Hoodie

The apptly named "nar" is a species unliike any other, their uniquely distorted concept of being "different" is wearing a hat exactly the same as the nar next to him. It is quite confusing in the way that there are two "JD Sports" bags, one designed for girls, one for boys, perfectly resonable you might say? However, it's when the boy starts to wear the girl bag when one starts to worry. (Maybe lack of knowledge involving the difference between male and female) Or the lack of any kind of knowledge. The phrase "Raise meh" has become quite popular with our TN wearing hooded friends, it is beleived for it to mean "give me some money" as if you dont you may find your self ending up as a pile of broken bones on the floor. Nar's are quite easily identifiable, they usually accumilate around small smelly grocery shops such as "Happy Shopper" Or sometimes chemists, incase there is a desperate urge to steal contraceptives. Their tends to be around 5-578 boys and 1-2 girls in the group. The girl would usually be described with the phrase "Whore","Slut" or "Village Bike" (Everyones had a ride) They may be wearing far too much jewellery than is necessary and usually appear as though they have been involved in an explosion at a cosmetics factory. (Bra-size estimated at 50-ZZ) The nars in general usually find humour in claiming you have called their mum or been racist (dont worry, their concept of racist is a happy smile and a friendly gesture). A select few manage to learn to drive (after several hundred-thousand lessons) and think they're the dogs bollocks chugging around in a clapped out rusty fiesta. Even though the sound system is completely wank, if it can produce enough volume so as they can jump about in the back like idiots they will be completely satisfied with it. They are also sometimes recogniseable by the height of their waist line, I would be inclined to rename it "Kneeline" as they tend to have close to a metre and a half of trouser leg trailing behind them. I have noticed lately, that the colour pink is becoming popular, pink "nike shox" are being worn on men. I'm sure they will soon all begin wearing long wigs and bras.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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