Mr Pillay
The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a suit with a navy blue tie as a with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers". This may explain why the composition of "Mr Pillay" are sugar-2%, skimmed milk powder-3.8%, cocoa butter-39.7%, glucose syrup-18.2%, barley malt extract-12.7% , cocoa mass-31%, palm fat-3.1%, lactose-2.7%, wheat flour-3.1%, emulsifiers (E442, soya lecithin, E492) total 4.9%, palm oil- 4.6%, raising agents (E500, E501, E341) total -4.9%, salt-18%, gelling agent (pectin)-12%, flavouring. Although chocolate in composition the entity "Mr Pillay" spreads as a cognito-hazard to organisms in his vicinity displaying abilities to disrupt then manipulate any affected victims to the entity's desires to infect and effectively control all under his thumb. The behaviour of "Mr Pillay" includes patrolling areas at precisely noon and early 10 EST and routine monitoring of unfortunate victims involved in his organisation. Underestimation of "Mr Pillay" is fatal as the entity can emit at any time a force of 100 Megatons worth of TNT or one TSAR BOMBA thermonuclear weapon without warning, often creating craters kilometres in diameter. Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |