Mike Jones

1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force. 2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment. 3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance. 4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.). 5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch. 6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck. 7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance. –verb (used without object) 8. to commit or practice theft. 9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved. 10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually. 11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball. –noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft. 13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty. 14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain. 15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.