Mexiholic

Mexico + Holic = Mexiholic. One who is *NOT* Mexican, but has an INTENSE obsession with Mexican culture(Food, people, clothing, music, the like...). Mexiholics... -Generally do exceptionally well in Spanish class, out of pure enthusiasm. -Prefer you refer to them as Senor/Senorita/Senora. -Have atleast 1/3 of their music as Pop-Latino. -Set their iPod in Spanish. -Do not speak in English. They use Spanglish(Spanish + English). -Love to eat extremely spicy traditional Mexican cuisine, despite their palettes not being able to tolerate the flavor. -Plan to name their kids Spanish names. -Would rather watch "Go, Diego, Go!" than Family Guy or American Idol. -Would rather see a live Mariachi Band concert than a Green Day or Kanye West concert. -Add tildes and accent marks on school notes, OUTSIDE of Spanish class. -Watch channel 195, or MTVtres. (Latino MTV) -Look forward to Spanish class. -Will kick your ass if you say anything...ANYTHING which insults Hispanics in any way. -Own atleast 5 serapes. -Vow to own a pet chihuahua when they grow up. -Have seen the movie "Desperado" multiple times. -Plan to get the symbol in the center of the Mexican flag(with the eagle eating the snake on the cactus)tattooed on one day. -Roll their R's unintentionally in everyday sentences. -Secretly like the illegal immigration crisis. -Believe Spanish>French, when it comes to romantic-sounding value. -Own more Pesos than American money. -Will not have sweet sixteens. They will have Quinceaneras.