Mexican Olympics

Mexican Olympics- If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics"; Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game. The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame. Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary. Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part. Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol. To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification. By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent. If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country. Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.