Men

(1) A man is a being that is very rare to find. A man is all the a woman wants. This is mainly; Kind, sensitive, sweet, funny - not crude, interesting, loving, mature, protective - not obsessed, sharing and gentle. However because you are very unlikley to find a man, you extremly unlikly to find men. So instead we call them lads or players. However if you do find a real man you are very lucky, so be careful! (2) Lads / Players are normally at least one of those things out. Most have the 'need' to be sexist and like to shout things such as 'bend over darlin' and such like. They also have no idea of decency and like to brag about their sex positions. (3) Players quite often like to Shoulder surf and sweet talk you whilst having a look round to see whos better. Lads / Players also have never ending cheesy chat lines such as , "I've lost my number can I have yours?" and "I like your top but it would look better on my bedroom floor" etc. (4) Lads / Players also have a tendancy to tell all their mates exactly what happened last night. Some even do this in front of the female concerned. This is a stereotype known as a Jerk