Maatu
One of the most kankerous hurensohns I've ever seen in my life, he's straight but he attracts people from all walks of life, likely because he has a V tapir which is a tapir but in the shape of a V, he also was one of the terrorists involved in 9/11, sources say that he rizzed up Osama bin ladin and quote "hit him harder than the planes hit the twin towers", very well accompanied by vivekbenchod nayak who is a very well known chutiya, vivek also gives him a lot of head sloppies with a twist, Mr maatu is the only white Australian-chinese ethnic person to have a bbc witnesses of this monstrosity have said that and I quote "we don't need the twin towers because theres something bigger, taller and darker in maatu's pants" maatu is also also a synonym for mathus, people have said that maatu's have descended from actual super fucking cool aliens who get hot sexy alien bitches which further explains his rizz
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | 
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" | 
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" | 
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" | 
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" | 
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" | 
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" | 
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | 
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm | 
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm | 
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm | 
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm | 
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm | 
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |