Louisville

A city located on the very northern part of Kentucky. Also the only city that really matters in Kentucky, because Shelbyville has a heroin problem and Lexington is too far away and boring. Sometimes they like to say they don’t live in Kentucky and in an attempt to separate themselves will refer to the area as Kentuckiana. Kids here tend to think they are hot shit, but forget that they still live in Kentucky. Especially if they go to the infamous private schools such as Sacred Heart, Trinity, Saint X, and Assumption. the only other valid options for public schools are Manual and Atherton, which is a discount Manual. You’ll find them around Bardstown road in the Highlands area or in the only two malls worth going to, St. Matthews and Oxmoor. The pronunciation is a local only joke that no one finds funny when they put it on shirts, signs, stickers, and coffee mugs. Louisville is pronounced (Lewl-ville) and no one will say it other wise unless they live in Indian Hills. Our mayor? he’s okay. Our downtown? trash. Our pending gang war between east and west? could be worse. The rates for suicides in our school system? All time high baby. Our teachers? Underpaid.