Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are: - Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.) - General salt as a result of losing - Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning - Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything - Extreme asshole behavior As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member. Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own). If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.