Lady Gaga

A popular musician, actress, and entertainer who creates shamelessly vapid, shallow, and self-aware guilty pleasure music. She became a massive hit in 2008 thanks to The Fame, a killer record with some of the catchiest and accessible dance music ever. She released a follow up album one year later which received much critical and commercial success. She was accepted in the NYU Tisch School of the Arts and studied shit like music theory and interpretation of art, so you know she knows exactly what she's doing when making this shit. She withdrew in the second year when her musical talent was discovered by hip-hop music Akon. Fame and success soon followed as well as a fuckton of LGBT fans who are to her what Catholics are to Christianity. By the way, contrary to popular belief, she is not a hermaphrodite; she's an open bisexual. The reason for this confusion stems from two sources: an interview with Christina Aguilera and 4chan. The former was asked in an interview what she thought of her fashion sensibilities being compared to The Lady and she stated that she was "completely unaware of Gaga" and "didn't know if it was a man or woman". Unfortunately, the stalking abomination that is 4chan quickly picked up on this offbeat and uneducated remark and was built overnight into the monolith of a baseless rumor that it is today. /the more you know