Kristen
Does not like to be laughed at. Can be funny but dangerous. Donāt get on kristens bad side. She might be loyal and sweet but once sheās mad let here be mad. Donāt try to stop her. Donāt get in her way. Sheās good at anything she does but will hurt anything who messes with what she thinks is hers. She can be annoying but thatās just her wanting attention because sheās never had so much attention before. Only from her family but thatās about it. Sheās really emotional and stuff but donāt worry about that. If your honestly just happy around her and she feels like she can be happy too then be happy with her. Kristen is a weird character because nobody tries to understand her. All people do is laugh around her and make jokes and funny faces. Kristen can be the bestest friend you can ever have ,but fair warning once she sees that you have crossed the line she will walk away. It better to let her walk away. Donāt try to fight her because she will seriously blow up so fast she will fight until the person is unconscious. Sheās always been the quiet person (maybe probably all kristens have been this way) but a huge warning signal you should look out for is when she is seriously pissed off. If you have a Kristen in your life donāt ātryā just actually be her friend. Her real friend. Not no fake wannabe. She knows who those are when she senses the vibe.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
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SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Questionā¦ does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ĀæPuedo conseguir tu nĆŗmero?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher pricesā¦
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
wrote shart and wore it to a party
i said shart and wore it to a party
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! Itās very comfortable, the writing seems like itāll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! Thatāll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
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| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33Ā½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34Ā½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35Ā½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36Ā½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37Ā½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38Ā½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |