Kenilworth
a small town on the North Shore of Lake Michigan. It is only 1 km in size and is made up entirely of houses (except a beach, church, and school) Kenilworth is know though out the country as the orange county of the mid west. Being from Kenilworth I can say it is not true. First yes there are big house, HUGE houses even, but the lot they sit on can barely hold them and they are a regular lot size. Not some over sized jumbo, I cant even see the neighbors house size! There are only a handful of families that are the real rich bitches that everyone thinks reside in Kenilworth. A lot of them are just families looking for the nicest neighborhood that fits their lifestyle. I live in Kenilworth and I am going to have to buy my own car AND pay for the insurance. Most kids ANYWHERE get help with that! The kids of Kenilworth can be another story. Most of them can be real pieces of shit, but they are not all the pop-collared driving big fancy car kids. Some are just like everyone else cause there parents dont want them to be rich little bitches! And if we were all like that we would all be sent off to those boarding schools out east for $50,000 a year. so stop all the bitching about how Kenilworth kids are so damn arrogant and rich. Come talk to me. My dad is a god damn wine merchant! You think that pays well? please!!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
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Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
I kinda liked it.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your hoodies at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |