Igei Hoodie
The Igei is a strange, insect-like creature which in the day resembles a human being. It's human form can be recognised by it's pimple struck face, long, blonde fringe and when sited on his ever present mountain bike will never be seen sitting down. Although resembling a human being in the sunlight hours, that is where the similarities cease. Unlike a regular human being, who will never like someone who down right hates them, an Iegi is completely clueless. It is known on several occasions to bring up thier love for the victim, then when anyone addresses the issue, goes ape-shit and threates to kill you with a hotwire (more on this later). The Igei will also not have any understanding of rejection, and even when the victim has clearly stated, face to face, that the answer to "will you go out with me?" is no, ask whether they have an answer yet. The Igei asked his victim whether they would go out with him one day, and the victim, not wanted to hurt the insect's feelings, said "I'll think about it". The next day Igei asked a friend, the victim's ex, to see what the answer is. The friend went and asked, and came back with a "Sorry, but no". A week later, Igei, seeming to have forgotten the last weeks answer, sent the ex away again. The ex returned with the same answer, but this didn't stop him. The Igei has been rumored to several months after the original queston was asked, has say "I wonder if *victim* has an answer for me yet?". Another relationship failure the Igei has is that he NEEDS the conversation to be about his love, and will turn the conversation to it whenever possible. At a party the Igei attended (somehow retaining his human disguise) it is said to announce that he will in no way call his victim, but then when people didn't respond by arguing with him, he announced that he would call her. The Igei, besides being a complete failure in relationships, has many other distinctive qualities. The Igei insists on throwing fakes to no one everytime he has the basketball, start a dribble with an INCREDABLY high bounce, and is a member of the "possesion whores" club. Other groups the Iegi is included in are the BMX bandits, the dirt humpers, the "My dad's hotwire is so much better then this crappy DT hotwire" club, the "I can't handle rejection" club, the "I'll kill you with workshop tools" club, and the "Guess what I did in campaign the other day" club
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!