Hot Cheeto Girl

Your average ghetto girl. The chola reinvented. She is loud, disruptive, and mean but deep down she means well and will most likely share her Hot Cheetos or Takis with you if you ask nicely. Hot Cheeto Girls use a generous amount of hair product to tame their hair and lay their edges. They use fake eye lashes and heavy make-up, focusing mainly on their thick, drawn-on, Kylie Jenner style eyebrows. Hoop earrings, facial piercings, and long acrylics are also a must. Did they steal this from their local Walgreen's or did their weed dealer boyfriend buy her all this stuff? It's hard to say. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's EBT. She wears skinny jeans from the ROSS clearance section and has a collection of lower end body sprays from Victoria's Secret or Bath & Body Works in her purse. She will be spraying that on herself throughout the entire day creating an intoxicating aroma of hair product, heavily scented body lotion, and $20 body spray. Once a Hot Cheeto Girl matures, she usually quits her dancing or cashier job to live a quiet life with her cropped eared Pitbull and mixed-race kids. She will continue to use snapchat filters well into middle age and will remain an LGBT ally, defending her scrawny, ghetto, gay bestie til the end.