Francimite Hoodie
An indestructible, irreversible unstable fusion element combining the raw powers of both francium and marmite. Created under the intense pressure of 18 atmospheres and in negative Kelvin temperatures; graduate scientists from New Zealand's Auckland Grammar School were able to fully polymerize these two rambunctious elements and ultimately create the pure insanity of Francimite (Fy on the periodic table). In its purest form the highly radioactive Francimite is able to spontaneously disperse through the most impenetrable walls, and once its through there is no stopping it, even the smallest amount of Francimite has the potential to become a catalyst for the destruction of major cities. Since Francimite is half alkali metal and half yeast spread, its lethal energy is unleashed if it comes in contact with water or toast, even on humid days, New Zealanders have been warned not to eventuate outside for fear of any Francimite in the atmosphere near them. However an immunity for Francimite has been created in the past few months in laboratories in Dunedin, New Zealand, and has been handed out to every New Zealander, quarantine facilities have also been erected in all the major airports, to immunise all tourists who travel to New Zealand. Even now, the full power of this Francimite is still yet to be discovered and there are many aspects of Francimite which still remain a mystery. God help us all.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
