FMF Hoodie
Abbreviation for Foreign Mother Fucker. A commonly used term for a foreign student. Major problem for American college and graduate students at top schools. Common characteristics are: 1) Work 24/7, socialize/do other stuff 0/0. 2) Walk quickly and nervously, avoiding eye contact with anyone. 3) Goofy foreign outfits such as soccer uniforms, short shorts for guys, and ridiculously conservative/plain outfits for girls, with goofy foreign shoulder packs. 4) Thick black-rimmed glasses. 5) Scrawny stature and pockmarked face. 6) Shuffle nervously through notes during exams, dropping things, sweating profusely, and freaking out. 7) Think that the professor saying "Stop working NOW" on an exam means the same thing as "15-minute warning," and will keep working furiously until the exam is physically snatched out of their hand. 8) Friday night all-nighters of studying and spreadsheet analysis marathons with breaks every few hours for Anime porn. 9) Ask incomprehensible, mumbling, irrelevant questions in lecture. 10) Despite their eagerness in lecture, speak at an inaudible volume, if at all, in social situations. 11) Score 114 points on a test where only 100 are possible. 12) Argue with the TA for 2 hours about one point on a problem set that's worth 2% of the overall grade. 13) Have the problem set finished before you realized it had been handed out. 14) Act like a major douche bag in any and all circumstances. 15) Use their knowledge they learn from American schools to start foreign companies that destroy American companies in the market since their labor forces consist primarily of starving 6-year-olds working 20 hours a day for 2 cents and a bowl of rice.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!