fantasy classroom

Fantasy football for a college lecture class. Usually played to mitigate extreme boredom and/or anger at displays of self importance by fellow classmates. Rules: Draft one person for every ten in the class, plus one Greek and one hottie. You cannot draft yourself. You must draft during or after the first class. Point system: One point if during class: - Your Greek wears their letters to class (shoes and bags not withstanding) - Your hottie looks better than your opponent's hottie on that day. If consensus cannot be reached, an arbitrator will decide. One point if any of your other players: - Makes a pop culture reference - Tells a personal story (+2 if the prof cannot fluidly transition out of the story) - Extends the class period with a comment or question - Quotes a statistic - Gives a needless summary of other people’s comments - Uses a word clearly from the SAT/GRE verbal section - Sucks up to or approaches the professor before, during, or after class for any reason - Wears clothing from an Ivy League - Makes a comment the professor immediately dismisses, interrupts, or just lets linger in silence - Does a crossword (+2 if they finish) - Falls asleep in class If one of your players says, verbatim and without qualifiers, "I was wrong", you automatically win.