Eric

A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world. Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!" Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!" Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks." Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."