Doylestown

n. A place for kids who think they're pretty fucking badass, but aren't. In reference to the other definitions citing how everyone in D-town gets drunk, has parties, and there's a drug dealer on every corner- welcome to the world. You should check out New York- it'll blow your mind. In fact, my drug dealer is pretty damn friendly and doesn't even sell crack, as any real drug dealer would. You know you're in a safe and pretty un-corrupt neighborhood when your dealer isn't packing. Sure, the girls here are mostly drug sluts, and the guys are pretty sleazy, but the real corruption in Doylestown doesn't come from the local potheads, but rather from the rich yuppy tourists who invade our streets like a plague, looking with scorn on us who live here while sipping their non-fat lattes and shopping for hundred dollar shoes. The police serve to further these assholes' power by aggressively ushering local kids off the sidewalks. The rich bastards contaminating Doylestown and destroying Bucks Country with their crappy tin development houses are in for a shock when the Doylestown Communists begin the revolution.