Doubleplunked Hoodie

Getting doubleplunked only stems from getting kerplunked earlier that day or the previous time you used the over-full porta-potty. The difference being that the initial kerplunked shituation stems from hovering the seat to put distance between your ass and the loaf you pinch into the blue abyss of human excrement. Resulting in a Newtons Law backsplash, that was feared most, right up on your moneyshot spot-which is only intensified during the winter season. Resulting in a therapy induced post dramatic stress shituation. So when the need to pinch another loaf arises, you are most assured that i'snot going to happen again! Consequently when you do pinch that loaf the next time, you're standing with one foot on each side of the toilet seat, that loaf drops with more speed and force than you thought possible creating a "doubleplunk" that backplasters the public bodily waste jackpacking your crack. Causing oneself to immediately clench your fists screaming an expletive at the top of your lungs, because hell hath no fury like someone who just got doubleplunked.