Disney Channel

The worst television channel in the world. Here is how to Disney writers make a new television show: 1. instead of using your creativity use the simple plot line: Teenager(yes teenager) looks normal but has a secret : She is actually a (insert profession, mythical creature, or other thing). 2. Put some humorless, cheesy jokes into the script. Don't worry about them being funny, just add the background laughing 3. Cast the most prettiest, skinniest girl you can find. Acting talent not required because all they need to do is act funny. Singing talent can be needed, but more than likely you should just edit their voice 4. Shoot the show, but don't worry about reshooting. Plus: just make cardboard sets rather than actually spend money going to a place 5. ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE! One major thing to do is make the audience think that the main characteris like everybody else, but she isn't 6. Then make as much products as you can. Pencils, dolls(a must), bed-sheets, anything you can get your hands on. If your show gets a lot of viewers then you can make movies(should do a musical because Musicals are easy to write and easy to market) 7. Repeat cycle for next show