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It is a hot summer day, im bored all alone so i decied to go to the beach. I put on my bath suite and get to the beach. There is many people and im happy to see many pretty girls are out there wearing nice bikinis. I take a look around and sit down on the beach. Then i see aa girl. Shes alone, walking with suncream bottle in her hand. She his very pretty, she got dark hair, big boobs nearly popping out of her small top that only cover her nipples. The bottom is a small G-string only covering her pussy. I step up and fallow that girl, totally hypnotyse by her beauty. That girl happens to be you. You see me fallowing you but dont recongnize me either. You smile at me and continu wlaking, going to a part of the beach that is completly free from anybody. You turn around and ask me if i can cream you. I smile and agree. I start to cream your back. Massaging more then creaming. You strat to moan. I do your arms. Im going to your nekc but your top cord is on my way so i untie it. For my suprise, you completly take it of. I finish your neck but you turn around and tell me 'now do the front' I smile and start by your shoulder and continou on your stomacht all the way down your hips not cover by the string. I then get on my knees to do your legs and thighs. I even take the chance to cream your ass. I step up ready to give you back the cream but you tell me 'you forgot something' your finger pointing your boobs. I blush, you smile and put my hands on your boobs. I start to massage them carfully not covering your tits wich you ask why i didnt do them. I tell you 'thats why' and i start sucking it. You grab my head and push it on your breast. I gently bite your nipple. You then let me go and french kiss me. Then you tell me 'i guess you are jalous' 'yes' i anserd. So you start creaming my body, not wasting time and not shy to let your boobs touch my body. Then after doing the legs you pulldown my shorts. You smile at me and grab my ass massaging it. You get up, take your string of and go doggy. ' lick my butt' you say. I get on my knees blushing and put my head between your legs spreading your ass apartwith my hands. I kiss your butt and start to lick. You moan a bit, grab my hair and center it. 'lick you ordered' I get my tounge out and touch that wounderfull butt hole you got. The taste is wounderfull so i start licking faster and harder. Trying to get my tounge inside wich i finnally do. Tasting your ass is like magic and make cock cock real hard. ' finger it you say while you force my head down to your crotch. The smeel gets me dissy, i lick off the juice dripping between your thighs before licking you pussy lips. I get my index in your ass. You moan very load now. one of you hand is grabbing your boobs and the other his streaching your vagina so i can lick deeper and have your real taste wich is wounderful. Thats when two guys appears on the beach. They saw us, and are still looking wich gave you an orgasm. you smile at them and wave to them so they get closer. You lay on your back and ask me to fuck your pussy. Im pretty shy...not moving so you grab me and bring my cock to your vagina. I push in...thetwo guys are right next to us looking at us fuck. I begin to fuck faster getting turned on even more by the situation. The guys go naked at start to masterbate. I cum in your vagina get out, force you to get back doggy and stretch your ass to fit my cock inside. You scream... excited like you never been. You rub your clit, filling my cock drippng out your vagina coveriing your finger so that you can get your entire hand inside your pussy and fell my cock fucking your ass. My cock explosed cum inside your ass and you got your second orgasm. you sit down facing me and start to likc me clean. You continue sucking my cock so that the guys see me blowing a third load...the biggest one on your boobs face and in your mouth. The two guys cum in the sand. get dressed and leave. We kiss dress yup and I go back to the beach while you get back to your house because you got what you wanted.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

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Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E.Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

SamNov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K.Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S.Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex SadlerSep 24

Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

Alex SadlerSep 24

Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!

LolSep 14

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KakkakajsAug 27

i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e.Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j.Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C.Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

WhyMay 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

GillianApr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s.Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

HaroldMar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M.Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S.Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M.Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G.Feb 26
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