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Dallas Hoodie

A word made into a group in Early 2009 starded by a guy and his mates calling a stoned and drunk kid passed out on his floor the kid then went around calling everyone the word then it got quite popular on the night of Mardi Gras in Sydney a group starderd calling them selves dallas with the kid in it claim to be all born with the name in Darling Harbour Playground across from Maccas in the Sand pit. That night the group travelled all threw the city looking for Weed having there big adventures in Oxford Street biggest Queer area ever and Kings Cross full of Sluts pedos psychos junkys and wogs however threw the whole night they had no luck but however did have a epic time in the process coming across the most strangest fucked up beings that night ended but more Dallas adventures came for the dallas gang. As word spread threw to West sydney eg Burwood Strathy South Coast like Stanny park and Kiama and even the Sutherland Shire Thursday nights at Miranda Fair the word was said at least a thousands times. The Word became very quite popular manily used now for kids who go out late have sick times seshing n graf and go on drug hunts anyone who was aganist this in all ways were called Sallads reverse of the word were a group of cowardly fags who whinge and are all usually straight edge kids who think drugs r bad and will kill you which is pretty much bullshit to the dallas kids which are the right ones every kid who is a sallad should probably go die in a hole or shot themselfs between the eyes or chop there balls off (Y) little pansy cunts The story of Dallas was then made as him being the creator and God being a women when Dallas got lonely and puffed him out when he was smoking cones he told God to create everything then they had sex and had a child which was Sallad. Sallad hated everything about his father and wanted everything to be good and drugs to be illegal and bad it was beleived Sallad was the God of the Police which controls the 50 to be such fuckwit cunts and arrest you just for smoking a simple plant which grows naturally the gronks. Dallas Lives still today!

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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