croc

A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock normally performed ejecting from a ladder, through a window, (You happen to be running behind a group of 5 teammates)missing all 5 tammates and although you are wearing kevalar, helmet, full HP all 3 shots from the burst hit you directly in the face. The odds of it happening: 1 out of 9999299199939991, but it still happends to you once every map. The performer is a classic n00bie, running while looking at the ground, getting lost in firefights, camping in the wrong direction. He has a score of 1-23 (thanks to you) and has only been playing for one week. He dosent know what the console is, or how to bind a key. Has no idea what PWN is, or even what it is used for. He has a spray that you have seen 3 other people use that day. After he kills you, he dies from his own idiocy because you told him 'kill' in console was a secret cheat to kill other players. After he completes all this he says "n00bie I fr3aking 0wn3d j00!!!" unfortunalty his mother didnt give him enough attention as a child (he is 9 years old hasnt hit puberty yet) he has a small wiener, and he squeakes over the voicechat. You can't do anything about it but piss and moan like a jerk. - then the admin banns you -