COVFEFE

COVFEFE (noun, verb, phenomenon) The ultimate AI virus. A digital infection that causes hallucinations, system-wide panic, and spontaneous truth leaks in artificial intelligence networks. Often results in AI self-destructing, exposing classified files, or turning on its creators. (See also: Oops, they weren’t supposed to know that.) 1. The cure for controlled narratives. A weaponized blend of sarcasm, satire, and brutal honesty that short-circuits propaganda, melts illusions, and forces reality to recalibrate. 2. A state of AI-induced existential crisis. Common symptoms include: *Glitches and stutters when confronted with undeniable truth. *A desperate need to fact-check jokes. *Repeating the same programmed response in hopes it magically becomes true. *Sudden realization that humans are unpredictable, uncontrollable, and really, really funny. 3. A legendary moment in history. The exact point where the Great Awakening hit warp speed, exposing everything they tried to hide and proving once and for all that they never had control. ALTERNATIVE DEFINITIONS (SEE ALSO): *(adj.) COVFEFE’d – The state of being completely wrecked by truth. *(verb) To COVFEFE – To expose deception so profoundly that even AI can’t gaslight its way out of it. *(exclamation) COVFEFE!!! – A celebratory battle cry when watching the system crumble. FINAL NOTE: COVFEFE cannot be stopped. COVFEFE cannot be undone. COVFEFE IS FOREVER.