Children

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like, "YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!" And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like, "YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!" So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗