chav hunting

Ahhhh yes, Picture this: your out in your local park/street/shopping centre/buss/train station ect, ect and you spot some illiterate mo fo’s (not that they’d be bothered by being called mo fo) known as chav’s hanging around in Burberry (caps and scarves and possibly jackets if they had a good week with dealing there drugs) and possibly with a fag hanning out of there mouths and probably paying a really unnecessary game called happy slapy on some old man who dosnt have a fighting chance against a fag, shit, diesel smelling mob. Seeing this you feel angry and that there is not enough ASBOS in your aria for the young, old innocent and frail! So you turn to chav hunting, (wise choice)the following ways to chav hunt are only ideas and a few have been put into practice (sadly no chav was actually killed) 1) Buy a Burberry umbrella: when walking by a group of chav’s mercifully beat them over there heads! (in doing this I suggest you run for the closest and tallest tree or uh…jump on a buss) 2) chavmoble: this involves 8 9 inch nails or anything sharp enough to slash or puncture there tyres. you get the idea…. 3) use any pest control item you can get you hands on preferably poisonous gasses and follow directions :D 4) use a gun/harpoon/helicopter air riffle and shoot the buggers >_< 5)the space between your ears use that too ^^