chav
there are about 1,000,000,000 "chav charecterisrics" and a chav is someone who has about 45% of those characteristics or more. about 70% of chav characteristics are ethically bad things, like aggressive behaviour. about 30% are related to tastes in music, fashion, etc. therefore, a chav must have at least 15/70 of ethically bad charecteristics, therefore, they are scum. chavs taste in music is EXTREMLY limited, and they tend to only listen to the lowest quality of drum and bass, and the most aggressive, unethical forms of rap/hip-hop. their fashion sense is limited to 1. bling 2. stuff that shitty celebrities wear and 3. stuff that other people say is good. and now we come to the 3rd and final reason that chavs must be exterminated. their attitude is pathetic. they think they can speak english just because they were born in england, but they cant, they use the same shitty insults again and again, they hate everyone who isnt a chav, and have 3 labels for people: their mates are chavs, people that dont like them are gay, and people that are different from them are gofs, even though they dont know the meaning of the words chav, goth, and gay. chavs have sex with the first drunk person they see, dont use condoms, and get pregnant, and dont give a shitt about the baby. they talk on msn messenger in ultra-shorthand "to save time" even though it takes about 20 minutes for the average chav brain to translate what they're trying to say into shorthand. older chavs buy vauxhall novas with their jobseekers allowance and "mod" them with really cheap and really bulky parts, and paint the whole car with a PAINTBRUSH in colours that dont really match at all.... you cant get these terms mixed up: chavs are scum of the earth townies are people that dress like chavs pikeys are people that have SOME similarities to chavs and steal things scallies are chavs that realize how weak they are and start to build muscle, but are still losers a ned is someone like a chav that has some friends who are sympathetic to them a rudeboy is NOT a chav, a rudeboy is someone who listens to a lot of hip-hop and is cheeky all the time
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
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i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
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| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |