bro4life

A lifelong companion who has seen you at your worst and helps you to be your best A special person with whom to share the treasures, secrets & memories of life Can be incredibly frustrating to deal with sometimes But you wouldn't change him for anything in the world Is always telling you the truth, knows you better than anyone else You can be 100% yourself. Uncomplicated, battery-charging, HOME. He's your best friend. Never judging you no matter what shit you did. IMPORTANT BRO-CODE RULES! 1. Have your bro's back, no matter what. You're no friend if you cannot watch out for him. 2. Anything a bro does in a drunken state is justified. Everything is forgiven for him. You shall make excuses for him whenever required, for he shall do the same when the time comes. 3. If your bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. In no case shall he be left hungry, or homeless. 4. A bro shall always be forgiven. Bros are for life, there is nothing a bro can do to deserve hatred. Unless he gets involved with your girlfriend. In that case, punch him in the face. 5. A bro always looks after another bro if he blacks out. He shall also tell him all that happened last night, however much bad it may be. Bros trust each other with their life, and it shall not be broken. 6. And most important: BROS BEFORE HOS. If any girl brings a mess in your bromance or even tries to destroy it, shoot her. This is Rule Nr. 1 and has to be followed no matter what.