Boston

Boston to most peopl,being those who arent locals, is the capital of massachuesetts and is a sports city with a crazy local accent and an underground mob, thanks to the movie departed But to locals such as myself is a big fat shithole that we all love and are proud to live in, an average night for locals doesnt involve going to fanueil or a sox game, it involves a night at the local bars watchin the game and talkin it up with the local skanks most people here dont have very heavy accents like leonardo dicaprio in the movie and we dont call it beantown, we dont "pahk tha Cah in hahvad yahd" mainly because you cant possible and our accents arent that bad, to us if you move here from the "boonies" or the suburban area, you dont belong here so dont fake an accent and it may seem great to live in a place full of culture and bars, really it isnt that good, dont get us wrong though we fucken love our city! furthermore people who ride the duck boats,get a decent parkin space in the winter,and go to the "package store" for liqour arent locals oh and one more thing, if you come here in the winter lookin for a parkin space and move someones place holder then dont surprised if your tires get slashed or your face punched another word of advice if your not a local dont visit dorchester,roxbury,or mattapan