Atheisitis

(Not to be confused with Cardiovascular Bronchitis) Athiesitis is a disease where a person’s brain malfunctions and goes into a stroke-like phase. Symptoms are - Believing Nothing Comes From Nothing - Sudden Anti-Christianity or Anti-Islamic Perspective - Nerve Tics Which Causes A Person To Comment “god isn’t real” - Thinking That Theorys Are Pure Logic And Truth There Is Still No Cure For Atheisitis, But Treatment Is Available. Treatments Used To Prevent Atheisitis Are - Putting Someone Into a Dangerous Situation, This Will Force The Disease To Leave And Accept That God Is Real - Knocking On A House Where The Owner Has Atheisitis, Will Cause Him To Believe That The Devil Is Coming To Get Him There’s Also A Rare Variant of The Atheisitis Disease, Called Omicron Radicus Atheius Symptoms Include - Having An Urge To Burn a Church Or A Mosque - Being Urged To Comment On An Peaceful Muslim TikTok - Having An Urge To Hatecrime Religious People There’s Cure For This Variant Which Are: - Throwing The Patient In The Middle of The Ka’aba So That He Would Realize That Allah Is The Greatest - Parachuting The Patient Into Afghanistan Overall This Disease Is Preventable, Just Don’t Be Stupid