Analogy
Here is: We are standing underneath an apple tree. I reach up and grab an apple. You, then, swipe the apple out of my hand... Hym "What... In the fuck do you think YOU'RE doing?" Everyone *polishing the apple* "If you want an apple you have climb to the top of the tree." Hym "..... Nooo.... I don't. You just saw me grab it. You watched me grab it and now you're keeping it from me." Everyone "Yeah, I had to climb the tree and I didn't even make it to the top." Hym "Ok... And I didn't... It didn't have to do that. There was an apple hanging right there and I grabbed it. So... Fork it over." 🤲🤨 Everyone "Yeah but you have to work hard to get apples. What? You think people shouldn't have to work hard for apples? I was watching you climb the tree before. You can do it." Hym "First off, you shouldn't be watching me. Secondly, no... I had the apple in my hand. Whether I worked hard for it is irrelevant. Third, there is a crackhead at the top of the tree with a 15 year old Russian prostitute on his lap. I watched his father fly him to the top in a helicopter. I mentioned this chicks name once and these assholes brought her a ladder. There's a retard laying on the ground over there and half a dozen whores are spitting apple bits into his mouth. I'm not climbing that tree until I need another apple. Which I don't. I have an apple. That one 👉 Who should get to eat the apple, if not me?"
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |