Urban Dictionary Mugs

astroturf: Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive. The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to criticism, and writing to politicians in support of the cause. Astroturfing is the opposite of "grassroots", genuine public support of an issue.

wikiality: Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.

dick move: An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.

Out the cuts: Generally meaning "out of nowhere". When someone/something appears suddenly without announcement.

awesinine: Stupidly brilliant, or brilliantly stupid. Describes an idea or work whose chief virtue is its overwhelming, unadulterated dumbness.

Hoss: A southern colloquial nickname for partner, a term of friendship.

Shero: a female hero; a heroine

dental denial: (n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

hater blockers: Shades, particularly when you wear them in the club or at night, because no matter where you go theres always gonna be haters. Block them out with some Hater Blockers cus no one wants to see a slob ass hater.

sav: this word exists as savage. it is shortened to take priority in short time span conversations.

Zidane: To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.

Textpectation: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

bo-duke it: to enter a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door.

eargasm: 1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music. 2. noun. The climax of musical excitement. 3. verb. To have an eargasm.

keep steppin: to move on from something bad

arm candy: A remarkably attractive person of either gender accompanying you or some other lucky person. See also trophy.

pythonate: That contition which befalls an individual or group which being engorged by the consumtion of a large, rich or heavy meal, must recline that the meal may digest.

Bring a book!: Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.

Playlistism: Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network. Refers to the "shared music" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network. Often requires awkward explanation of why you have "that song."

hard charger: A bad ass who floors it at a stoplight and goes peeling off down the road.

main: noun, what a man calls a woman that is his #1 girl, as apposed to the other females he may have.

email paralysis: The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

rankism: Rankism is the abuse of the power inherent in superior rank. Rank-based abuse upholds many other forms of discrimination, such as racism, sexism, and homophobia.

bring it, don't sing it: 1. An expression intended to inspire an individual to take action on a certain subject as opposed to constantly talking about said subject. 2. A euphemism for "shut the fuck up and do something."

kicking the shoe home: to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.

back issue: 1) old news 2) something or someone that had its time, but has since faded from the scene.

email promotion: When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.

what now: Asked in a situation where you reach a point of no return or you have surpassed a dangerous obstacle and have survived the ordeal. 'What now' is also used as in,'where does this leave us', in terms of re-questioning your relationship status with someone.