Urban Dictionary Mugs

gut muscle: a euphemism for the weight gained as a result of Thanksgiving feast.

Hiberdating: Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

pop tags: When you have so much money that all you do is buy clothing. Therefore you are constantly popping tags off your merchandise.

Concierge: A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.

shopping window: The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.

Thingsgetting Day: The day after Thanksgiving Day, when shoppers flood retail shops for supposed holiday deals. Also known as "Black Friday" and sometimes celebrated as "Buy Nothing Day."

Thanksgiving: Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

Redneck First Class: When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

Adverblasting: When a commercials audio is much louder than the program that you actually want to watch's audio.

Don't touch my junk!: Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down. Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.

Egg Alert: Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

coming out of the cupboard: "coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter. The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian. The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

Gate Rape: The TSA airport screening procedure.

Pill-Lattes: When desperate housewives mix Lattes with pain killers to get through their day.

shelf esteem: When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.

or the terrorists have won: the best excuse to get what you want.

X-rayted: TSA rating for airport, naked body scan images.

bacontarian: A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.

TV stoned: A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television. He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch. He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.

OHN: acronym for "Oh hell no!", which is properly used when someone does something so offensive, insane, or inappropriate that you must voice your disapproval.

me gusto: A Spanish phrase that literally translates into "I please myself." Gringos mistakenly think it means "I like that".

BMS: Bitchy Men Syndrome. Male version of PMS.

bomb dot com: another way to express when something is awesome/cool/amazing.

no homo: Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

What It Do?: How are you doing, what's going on, what's new?

vote smurfing: Getting around a website's "one person one vote" logic by voting from multiple computers. See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.

cyber hoarding: When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at

hot mess: When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.