Urban Dictionary Mugs
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pop a squat: to sit down or to take a seat.
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Work Mouth: A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends. May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing. Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.
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president please: Reaction of something that is unbelievable. Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.
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first: a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net
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bowl noob: Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.
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Unbrella: An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind.
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social chameleon: someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.
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going ham: a derivative of the word mayhem v. meaning to raise mayhem
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page clicker: An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.
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love: nature's way of tricking people into reproducing
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xio: "Kisses, Boners, and Hugs." Used as an alternative to xoxo
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Some-sex marriage: A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.
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If you will: 1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent. 2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.
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idgaf: An acronym for 'I don't give a fuck'. -Indifference Used when you don't care about something, or have no opinion on a matter. Sometimes used without the 'i', ie "I dgaf about her".
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Logophilia: This happens when nerds like words so much, they are sexually excited by them.
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Ridin' Qwerty: Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty
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Hangry: When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both. An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restaurant and have been waiting over an hour to get the meal that you have ordered.
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Strategic Dipping: Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.
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Pittsburgh Left: Making a left turn just as the light turns green, pulling out before the oncoming traffic. Most people in Pittsburgh allow and encourage this behavior.
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Mansplain: to delighting in condescending, inaccurate explanations delivered with rock solid confidence of rightness and that slimy certainty that of course he is right, because he is the man in this conversation
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internest: The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.
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Snowbooking: To constantly update your status or post on Facebook during a snowstorm. Normally, because your stuck inside and bored out of your mind. Also can be used to describe Facebook users who constantly discuss, complain, or post pictures about a snow storm.
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You're Probably Right: A phrase used to dodge the blame and embarrassment associated with getting an answer wrong.
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Hype Aversion: Rejection of an insanely popular idea, game, show, place etc. simply because it is so insanely popular.
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sugar honey iced tea: Sugar - S Honey - H Iced - I Tea - T It means "SHIT", you just say Sugar Honey Iced Tea when you can't openly swear.
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arch douche: 1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag. 2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder
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Traffuck: Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.
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concern troll: A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.