Urban Dictionary Mugs

feelin' yourself: To have a sense of confidence; to be pleased with the way you look and show it through actions.

preggophile: A person that finds pregnant women sexually stimulating. One that would be attracted to a preggo.

kanye not: Can you not

hype girl: Ultimate turn up girl of the squad. Get's the party going.

special snowflake: The Special Snowflake (Also referred to as one with the "Special Snowflake Syndrome" or "SSS") is a person who believes they are different and unique from everyone else because of something there are or do. This thing they are or do, most commonly is something is something many many other people are doing, E.G. Genderfluid, Therian (Otherkin), etc. Special Snowflakes almost always have a superiority complex.

drake face: The face you make when you're a little more than just sad.

kings toe: Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe

The weird part of Youtube: The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.

angel's touch: When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.

white peopling: Used to describe certain activities that are popular within the Caucasian community that People of Color don't usually participate in.

And then i fucked her up the ass: What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

Didn't Do List: When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.

sex sickness: The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex

hooded soldier: A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.

FOH: Fuck Outta Here A shorter way to say Get the fuck outta here

Starfish: When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.

plump girls: Ladies that are over 380 and are very confident about their weight.

Luckfully: Adj/verb: thankfully lucky

phone girlfriend: Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with

Headphone Zombie: When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

gods bra: Going bra less

shamefuck: The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.

SFTME: Sorry For The Mass Email

SFTC: A more discrete, faster way of saying "Straight For the Cock"

SFTN: Single for the night

ashy dick: A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)

Insta-lerking: Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

on my shit: Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.