Urban Dictionary Mugs

Stealth-call: When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.

Gate Massage: A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

ears lowered: A slang term for a hair cut.

voluntold: voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

Cellfish: An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.

feeling brexit: When you make a decision you instantly regret.

Unpresidented: Adjective A self-coined malapropism and Freudian slip by the Short-fingered Vulgarian/President-elect as he attempted to conduct sensitive US-Chinese diplomacy with a very-classy, bigly-nuanced tweet.

rectoral college: Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

You Done Fucked Up: To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

Sailboat fuel: If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.

doctorbating: When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and have been established as an expert in the field.

trumpitantrum: Extreme over reaction to personal criticism.

Beat it till it's cold: When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold

Trump Stump: A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

one day flu: Excuse to miss school for an event.

Take a Trump: Taking an incredibly toxic dump.

Trump Ten: The weight gained when Donald Trump was elected President Of The United States

are: For people who don't know the word "our"

bless it up: A term used to tell someone to pray before an event.

santorum: The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

Laughterwards: A TV show, Film or situation that was not really funny or marginally funny that for whatever reason is much funnier aftwrwards.

Bless your heart: The most Southern 'fuck you' there is. Can be put at the end of a phrase to nullify any cruelty.

trumparoma: The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.

not long out of bed: An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"

nuclear cumsplosion: When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

baby in the closet: When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.

Trump Christian: A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.

Whoja vu: Whoja vu is to people as Deja vu is to events. That eerie feeling you've met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time