Urban Dictionary Mugs

feel some type of way: A unknown or crazy feeling about a situation

backfired: Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.

War Room: When a group of people in a room get turnt on the same subject and it pisses everyone in the room off

break green: To share cannabis with friends or strangers

alt-laws: Inlaws that are Trump supporters

Resting Murder Face: When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.

face jerking: the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.

Accidental Anal: When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.

Sadsturbation: masturbating while sad.

trumpaggedon: A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.

Galories: Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway. Men: see Palories

Trumped up: A severe fuck up. Yuuge even.

Cray grammar: What grammar? Cray grammar is the definition of "fucking terrible". Not even one sentence has proper grammar. I can't believe he hasn't learned..

Starwank: The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.

Mommyfied: When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.

klazomaniac: This would be a person WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK BY SHOUTING. That's all we're going to say ABOUT THAT!

party sludge: noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones

Bed Crumbs: noun small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed. bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as -eating in bed -NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN -dumping glitter on your sheets -letting homeless people sleep in your bed -being slutty (often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)

F.B.I: Female Body Inspector

Learn: To persuade someone to your way of thinking via violent means.

cock holster: the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

Sugar Nuts: A "pet name" of an adored or term of endearment for a significant other who has deliciously suckable, irresistible balls.

uggo: n. uh-goh, uh-gohs One who is ugly; offensive to the eye; repulsive

accidental blowjob: when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

No Shit-Situation: When you can't poo.

Beat out a paycheck: To masturbate at work while on the clock.

room hobbit: In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.