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Zimulan Tee

A Zimulan is part man, part dragon, part seawolf, part angry crabbin ship captain, part cabbage. Cursed by sea witches their vocabulary is stunted to only four letter words.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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