You're Mine song Tee
Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia Book's your game? Just shout my name When you let me use my whip So that's one book right, but you're all wrong You haven't even let me use my thong While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong" Like the door I open on you Here's a tip, abandon ship Or you're gonna see me campfire willy Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up) Every boy and girl, come dance around Let's get an orgy started Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope We'll fill your asshole with it Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola Gonna send you right back to detention Pay attention to my dick's ascension Sixteen bits of dodgy tension You cry, I just hit harder You're wrong, I'll speed up faster I rigged this for my pleasure In this classroom, I'm the master Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I'm gonna make you scared of me Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh You're my ecstasy Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi" (the rest of the song is on the site named Genius, or search up You're Mine song to know the rest)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.