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Wesley Ng Tee

A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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