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Vulvamort Tee

Noun: Formerly "FEMALE" Descriptor for humans with XX chromosomes and ovarian reproductive systems. Introduced into common parlance in 2017, when referencing biological sex in place of 'gender identity' was ratified in law as an oppressive thought crime/hate crime. Adopted by uterus-havers, vagina-owners, menstruators, gestators and ovulators, as a singular collective noun to describe their bodily state without suffering linguistic exhaustion. Those who fear the consequences of speaking this socially unacceptable word instead reference She Who Must Not Be Named. Acronym: SWMNBN

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Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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