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Varzelona Tee

The shitty, cheating, bribing, and buying club known as Varzelona is the smallest club in Spain, and has always cried about being smaller than Real Madrid.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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