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Vandalitis Tee

An illness that creeps up on you very quickly after two days of heavy drinking and eating with uncommercial clients, at the expense of your firm and colleagues personal wealth, that renders you unable to come to work on the third day.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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