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Vampress Tee

A device used for the compression and storage of canned vampires. A highly specialized machine, vampresses generally require a team of four horses (or, in some parts of the world, two male orangutangs) to operate properly.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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