Trump Tee
trump is the alter ego of the annoying orange..... at least I think. Research has led many, including some of the most educated doctors and scientists, as well as many soccer moms to believe that all trumpyus have big dumps and small peepees. but let me tell you... them titties be massive like damn those bitches got some honken melons. i could stair into the imaginary eyes of them tiddes for hours on end; yet it would only feel as if a few minutes flew by... i could watch and wonder as they bounced throughout the day, I could suck for days; years even... as the juicy, decidant saggy tits blessed my tongue. the taste of sweet milk explodes into my open mouth, yummy mommy milkers. the taste of this decidant and scrumdittlyuptious milk doesn't even begin to describe the potential of these tittysand the milk the flows into my mouth each day, as I suck and suck and suck... that's right. I'm a child, biatch.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.