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Trigarglelon Tee

When a person can not decide if they want to spit swallow or gargle so the do all three. firstly spitting the ejaculant out making sure its dangles out of the mouth and then sucking it back in, before finally gargling on it for a while and finally swallowing it.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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